Week 1 Newsletter

Taysom Who?

In the early happenings of Week 1, Taysom Hill runs for a 57 yard run, then follows it up with a TD. See below text message of Coach Degen from Top Degens…

That didn’t last long…

Commish’s Call of Jeudy inches pass Top Degens in the Monday night game with Jerry Jeudy catching a great 50 yard TD pass.

Commish goes 50/50

The Commish would like to formally announce that Bass Master, Alex Mazzuca, has joined Call of Jeudy in a 50/50 partnership. The investment costed north of $2 Million and some bass.

Wake Up Brian Robinson Jr.

That’s what you get for missing the draft. Big Ben’s Boys did not set the correct lineup..

Benching Dalvin Cook and Jonathan Taylor didn’t matter, as Coach Dak Biscott cleaned up the week anyways.

Coach Dak Biscott is feeling confident in his team to roll into Week 2 with another W.

Gone Fishin’

If you don’t know who Coach Justin Benigno is, you do now.

Coach Justin comes into week 1, in his first ever matchup of MBK with the 2022 Champion, Ellis The Don!

Hard Kickin’ Joe Mixon takes the week 130 to 125.7.

Coach Justin could not be reached for comment after the game, but he was caught fishing on his yacht in the South of France (see above).

Stay tuned for pictures in Week 2’s newsletter.

The Black Clown

Rookie, rookie, rookie.

Black Jesus comes into the MBK League with a chip on his soldier. Majority partner Stefano Giannace declined commenting on his partners behavior, mumbling some death threats as Black J walked away.

Coach Black Jesus costed himself a pretty penny, losing two side bets this week:

• Show Me Your Pitts takes $500 from Black
• Jake (NOTL) takes a jersey from Black

All side bets are welcome and should be reported to the Commish.

Small Like Your Peesho

(No picture due to nanoscopic technical problems)

Sfroz’it and Refroz’it square up against the year 1 champ, Saquonda Forever.

Both teams started out hot with Josh Allen and Gabriel Davis, but in the end Saquonda came on top with a victory by .4 points.

Great matchup this week gents.

Freshman Year, No Problem

Congratulations to the Freshman, who won the first week of their first MBK matchup.

9/11 Never Fournette Coach Albabes takes a W over AG Slim, who didn’t get any help from Zeke, and Njoku.

McCaffrican Americans take the dub over Schuba, who’s yet to find his groove in the MBK standings.

And of course, previously mentioned Hard Kickin’ Joe Mixon for defeating the champs, Ellis the Don.

Dumb and Dumber

Coach Shannon going 2-0 vs Mr. Blitz in MBK Franchise history and they’re fricken proud of it.

“They’re a good team and they got off to a really hot start on Thursday to put the pressure on us. But we expected that and responded very well, despite two of our key players going down early on in the day on Sunday, and we were able to make it to Javonte vs Jeudy showdown on Monday Night. Jeudy made the big plays that his guy couldn’t and won us the week. That’s why we kept him.”

Coach Skip on the next weeks matchup vs McCaffrican Americans and his injury riddled roster:

“We’re pretty much fucked. We’re gonna celebrate this win tonight because that’s probably the only celebrating we’ll be doing till week 9”.

Week 1 Power Rankings