Week 3 Newsletter

Welcome to Week 3…

What a world we live in.

Uruguay got the best of Canada in today’s international friendly… we hope that is not what is to come for Canada as they come into November…

Stock market at crippling lows, bond yields are climbing, and housing market is crumbling.

It’s okay, sign up for your 4th booster, I heard Shoppers is giving Moderna shots now.

All will be okay…

Introducing Week 4 Polls…

Here is a new feature to the Newsletters.

Team Of The Week

Coach Matty P is starting to get a following for his Team of the Week performances. That is 2 weeks in a row for Coach Matty.

This week, he was seen with a big fan, who has been following his team since Week 1.

Pictured below is a picture of Matty P taking his biggest fan out to lunch to celebrate his Week 3 TOTW.

And Then There Were 2…

Congratulations to The Metric (pictured above is Majority Owner, John Pol) and SHINETIME (Luca Giannace, pictured above) on being undefeated through the first 3 weeks of the year.

We all know it won’t last, so enjoy the glory and honor. Amen.

Commish’s Corner

Holy Mackinaw, AG Slim remembered how to play fantasy football for the first time in almost 2 years. Congratulations on not only scoring more than 100 points, but for taking down the commish!!!

AG Slim had outstanding performances from Burrow, Njoku, and Olave.

“This game was easy. Next week, we got Peyton Manning vs Eli Manning. All our fans have this marked in the calendar, especially our parents”. -AG Slim.

AG Slim and Metric have a family battle next week.

Submit your winner of the Mills Derby in the comments below.

Catch The Who?

Here is the only digital creator I know with over 140K followers about football and can’t string together 100 points, let alone win.

Going into Week 3, Co-commish Benigno was worried about this matchup. He thought the analytics and intel behind CTB was too powerful.

Maybe next week Mr. Blitz.

NBC Stops Airing Skip and Shannon

What an unbelievably shit performance by Skip and Shannon.

After getting the LOWEST points in Week 3, Coach Skip and Shannon are on the hot seat. Do they keep there job in Week 4? They are up against a low esteemed Show Me Your Pitts team.

“Honestly, we got no idea what the commish sees in our team to rank us so highly, but Please give us whatever he’s smoking. We’re gunna need it” – Coach Skip

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Revisiting Side Bets

Let me take you through a journey down memory lane…

It was MBK 2021 Week 5, 4-1 Dak Biscott goes into 1-4 Scary Terry & The Boys.

Feeling confident, Coach Biscott made a bet with the Commish, which you should never do.

“Loser buys the winner a jersey of someone on their team” – Coach Biscott

“Deal.” – Commish

Well… have you ever seen anyone with a Zack Moss jersey?

The commish one.

The Commish and Dak Biscott are welcoming side bet options for WEEK 4 where Dak Biscott comes into Call of Jeudy’s house once again!

Jersey? Money? Honour? Give us some ideas in the comments…

Moneyball?

I’m pretty sure it’s time to change your name. You got the no name players, but you have no wins and are 0-3.

Coach Steve is blaming Coach Christian, who is spending time with his newly acquainted girlfriend in the US of A.

Here is a name suggestion for you:

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