Week 2 Newsletter

Fresh off the most recent slate of games, MBK looks back at all the good, the bad, and the interesting from the second Sunday of NFL games in the Week 2.

Hopefully, we can use what we learned in the first two weeks of fantasy football to help make better lineup decisions moving forward. 

Onto Team of the Weeks…

Team of the Week

Reigning Champ Ellis The Don in the AFC and Matty P in the NFC. Congrats boys. Make sure to buy the commish a coffee with your TOTW money.

Spend $150, Get $100

Big ups to Coach Di Lucia, who used over half his waiver wire budget this week. The commish tried to reach him for comment on his spending behavior, but Coach declined to comment.

Ellis The Don spent $150:

$100 for Jeffrey Wilson

$50 for Jameis Winston… WTF dude? Next highest bid was $2

All in all, Ellis used the waiver wire this week to bring him team of the week, so no more chirps from the commish. Well done coach.

Brains Last, Beauty Doesn’t

Team Metric, pictured above, highlighting a highly anticipated matchup on Draft Day.

Week 2: The Metric vs The Commish

In a matchup that went to the Monday night, both coach’s were feeling confident in their team to perform.

Monday night:

Josh Allen and Derrick Henry

vs

Dallas Goedert, Kirk Cousins, Buffalo D

The Metric was up 3.4 points heading into it… and they came up BIG!!!!

The worst part…

There was no team the commish wanted to beat more this year.

Paparazzi Caught You Eating Your Biscotts

Lamar Jacksons 41 points was not good enough. No steak for you this week.

Don’t Count Your Chickens Before They Hatch

In a private snapchat group leaked by an MBK owner who shall remain anonymous says that Coach Giorgio from Dak Biscott called an EARLY Team of the Week. The report shows that at 2:07 PM on Sunday, Coach Biscott called this.

Lesson learned here fellas.

Congratulations to the Rookie Coach Albabes from 9/11 Never Fournette, on his 2-0 start in the MBK.

2-0’s

Congratulations to the 2-0 teams, you’ve just made your story so much easier when you lose in Week 3.

• Niagara on the Lake
• McCaffrican Americans
• The Metric (ughh)
• 9/11 Never Fournette
• Saquonda Forever
• SHINETIME

And the losers, 0-2…

You guys have made the last 2 weeks easy…

• Sforz’it and Refroz’it
• Moneyball
• Top Degens
• Niagara Falls
• Team Hercules
• Mastro GTass

Does Niagara Fall?

The Commish would like to highlight a wonderful name change by Coach Schuba, who is anticipating his matchup vs Niagara on the Lake in Week 3.

Coach Benigno plans to take down the undefeated 2-0 Niagara on the Lake team coached by Singer Jake and Stay-at-home dad Lino.

So, does Niagara Fall? Let the commish know in the comments.

Waiver Wire Updates

Shi Smith, WR, Carolina Panthers

This pick enters the deep sleepers category for sure. Trusting Baker Mayfield to deliver is like trusting the FEDEX man to honor the 2-day delivery you paid extra for.

In all seriousness, here is how the money shakes up.

The Fun Stuff

Send this to your wife…

Week 2 Power Rankings