MBK Week 7 Fantasy Football Newsletter
And then there was one…
I covered ALL the match ups this week so I hope you enjoy your segment.
Congratulations to the Pittsburgh Steelers who are the only undefeated team in the NFL. I am drawing lots of similarities from the Steelers to 7-0 Dalvin and The Chipmunks…
Don’t forget to follow @catchtheblitz on all social media platforms to get the latest NFL news and updates! They have had some killer content this week.
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Before we get into this weeks newsletter, I would like to take a minute to promote Stu / John Pols new book coming out Spring 2021!
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This much anticipated book written by 2nd last place Stu / John Pol guarantees you at least a second last finish or better in your fantasy football conference!
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Game of the Week
Game of the Week goes to Guida’s vs Matty P’s Entourage! It was a great Monday night performance from Matty P’s Entourage but there unable to squeeze a win over the respected 3-4 Guida’s. The Guida’s got by with a margin of 2 points on the nose.
Ryerson Alumn Battle It Out
4 years in a row… 4 fucking years in a row I beat Team Mastro in another Fantasy Football pool (of course not as great as this) and we finally get a real league up and running and the commish gets outclassed by Mastro / G.
“It didn’t come by surprise, we have now lost 3 games in a row and feel helpless” says Commish Miele.
Bad Chemistry
Team Andrew Mills pummeled a mediocre 3-4 Team STR this weekend, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,000 people. With a Kyler Murray performance of 31 points, it’s sure as hell hard to lose. Kyler put up 360 passing yards and 3 passing TDs… the 67 rushing yards helped a bit too.
The commissioner is sensing some bad chemistry with Team owners Mr. Sturino and Mr. Di Lucia. Mr. Di Lucia has put his house up for sale and is looking to purchase his own franchise next year. At this time sources would like to remain anonymous.
Cars Are Selling, We’re Back To Football
5-2 SHINETIME humiliated 4-3 PrimeTime Players this week thanks to a great performance by Justin Herbert. PrimeTime Players is just happy to be playing the Cowboys next week, because, if they’re anything like the real Cowboys, he has nothing to worry about.
As far as SHINETIME goes, Coach Giannace is done filming commercials for Policara Automotive Group and is studying Mastro / G, where they will be next week.
Mom, The Metric Is Working
The Metric finally fucking worked. Stu / John Pol degrade Dak Biscott, who’s team is falling apart at the seams with loss of OBJ.
For those of you wondering how to get access to the Metric, Stu / John Pol will be selling it prior to next years draft for $1000.
Here is a recap of REAL words coming from Coach Giorg:
“Every time I refresh this fucking app, Stu and John Pol are up 5 more fucking points”
“Fucking garbage time points”
“Sure all the players I play against get fucking garbage time points”
“Make sure to put lots of down arrows beside my team on the power rankings this week commish”
How Many Lives Do Chipmunks Have?
Another one bites the dust. Dalvin and The Chipmunks remain undefeated this week where they battled a less-than-mediocre Team Hercules.
Team Hercules what the fuck are you doing starting CeeDee Lamb!
Dalvin and the Chipmunks are up against mismanaged Team STR next week and are confident they will remain undefeated.
NFC Least
We got it, Cowboys, you like the fucking Dallas Cowboys, but do yourself a favour and start playing some real players. How can one expect to win with: Andy Dalton, Fumble Eliott, Dalton Schultz??? Really? Gotta love Cowboys fans. Almost 50% of Cowboys points this week came from Tyler Lockett who put up 45 points!
Jordan & Antonio had a great week and will move to 3-4. They are looking to make a mid season push to get into the playoffs.
Thanks Commish
Franchise 14 falls to Team Acqua this week 131 to 114. Franchise 14 had great performances by James Robinson, DeAndre Hopkins and Gronk, but it was nothing for Davante Adams’ 38 points.
“I just want to thank the commish for not allowing us to get into last place” says coach Benigno
Tua or Tom?
Tank For Tua crushes NFL Analyst Catch The Blitz this week by 30 points thank you to the 31 point effort by TB12.
Catch the Blitz gets hit hard this week with OBJ out for the season and the commish believes the 3 losses in a row will keep piling up. As for Tua, they are already preparing for Bancheri / Vits.
Back To Being a Misfit, eh baud?
Co-Commissioner Benigno’s Under The Radar stomp over the Misfits 127 to 70. An early lead Thursday night with the Philidelphia / Giants game gave Benigno high hopes for Team of the Week but unfortunately they couldn’t pull it off.
Sfroz is getting Refroz again
Refroz, please don’t let sfroz make any franchise decisions… you should of heard the words coming out of this guys mouth this weekend.
Sfroz and Refroz are getting hot as they defeat the industry respected Wranglers. The Wranglers have done a great job this year putting up points and are seeing tough opponents every week put up higher than average numbers.
“We would have beat 16 other teams this week, we’ve got to get better” says Coach Cooper.
Coach Cooper is working towards his Bar Exam and for the next few weeks will not have time to study opponents. Good luck Mr. Cooper!
Sorry, which brother was the knowledgeable one?
Team Bianchi Bros get more than DOUBLED this week against Bancheri / Vits 65 to 144.
Team Bianchi is also facing management issues as Coach Stephen believes Coach Christian doesn’t know football enough to make decisions. Coach Christian declined to comment and muttered “he’s a fucking idiot” on his way out of the press room.
Team of the Week
NFC: Stu / John wins for the SECOND week in a row! Stu / John Pol outscore SHINETIME by 0.70 points to win TOTW!
AFC: Sfroz it and Refroz it wins with 147.80 points. With this win, that is the 3rd time this season Sfroz and Refroz have won team of the week. Maybe next summer you’ll take the commish for a round of 18.
POWER RANKINGS
