MBK Week 5 Fantasy Football Newsletter
Tuesday Night Football… This should be a weekly event! What a week in the fantasy world!
Next week features cross-conference play with the match up of the week highlighted in the newsletter.
Don’t forget to follow @catchtheblitz on all social media platforms to get the latest NFL news and updates!
Game of The Week: Under The Radar @ Tank For Tua
A battle of mediocrity, the now 3-2 Under The Radar squeaks by thanks to the Tennessee Titans. As of Tuesday night, Tank For Tua was winning and just needed the Buffalo Bills defence to not get -6 points… well, that happened.
Under The Radar silenced the crowd with that win. The margin of victory being only 2.4 points.
“Everyone counted us out before the season started, but we’re slowly creeping back” says coach Benigno.
“We didn’t maintain the level of intensity we needed to play with this week, we needed to hit Tuesday harder” says Coach Manno.
SHINE ON
See ya SHINETIME.. With a great start to the season, SHINETIME is now on a 2 game losing streak.
“I wasn’t able to do my research on Dak Biscott last week, I was busy filming my commercial”
“Hello, my name is Luca and this is the all new re-engineered Acura”.
SHINETIME needs to focus on re-engineering their team this week.
Waiver Wire Blind Bids
Many owners have asked about other teams blind bid account balances. I’ve posted them all here below.
| SCARY TERRY & THE BOYS | $63 |
| TEAM STR | $57 |
| COWBOYS | $210 |
| SHINETIME | $89 |
| DAK BISCOTT | $34 |
| TEAM HERCULES | $39 |
| DALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS | $211 |
| STU / JOHN POL | $106 |
| PRIMETIME PLAYERS | $118 |
| JORDAN & ANTONIO | $121.50 |
| ANDREW MILLS | $150 |
| MASTRO / G | $168 |
| MATTY P’S ENTOURAGE | $178 |
| FRANCHISE 14 | $128 |
| BANCHERI / VITS | $205 |
| CATCH THE BLITZ | $155 |
| JOE DEPAULO’S MISFITS | $175 |
| WRANGLERS | $124 |
| SFROZ’IT AND REFROZ’IT | $130 |
| UNDER THE RADAR | $151 |
| TANK FOR TUA | $212 |
| BIANCHI BROS | $168 |
| ACQUA | $152 |
| GUIDA’S | $205 |
You Guida Be Kiddin’ 2.0 … 1 and 4!?
The headline might look familiar (ref. MBK Week 4 Newsletter) but seriously, you got to be kidding!
The 0 and 4 Guida’s take on the UNDEFATED Sfroz’it and Refroz’it and win with a great margin of victory!
The commissioner recalls Sfroz’it at the end of his draft muttering something along the lines of “We’re going to go undefeated, look at this team we drafted”. Finally someone took them down.
The Guida’s were able to pull it off with 2.90 point Malcom Brown, 2.60 point Russell Gage and -5 point SF 49ers D.
Better Quinn Than Stu / John Pol
What an appalling week from Stu / John Pol this week, barely putting up 50 points. Team Stu / John Pol have some sitting down to do after starting NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THREE, 0 point players…
“We just can’t come to an agreement on management decisions” says Mills.
Team of the Week
NFC: COWBOYS with 136.20 points, just squeaking by the undefeated Chipmunks at 135.90
AFC: Matty P’s Entourage with 144.20 points, just squeaking by the Misfits at 143.10 points
Next Week’s Highly Anticipated Matchup
Week 6’s highly anticipated match up is between Dalvin and the Chipmunks and Sfroz’it and Refroz’it.
“We didn’t like being second on the power rankings last week. It lit a fire under us and we were able to pull off the win this week. And that won’t stop next week. We know they’re coming off a brutal loss, but they have no chance.” says Coach Freddy.
Coach Sfroz and Refroz were too busy to comment. It came out later that they were too busy watching replay of the Giants and Cowboys game.
Notable Injury / News Updates:
- Dak Prescott: Suffered tragic ankle compound fracture and dislocation.
- ATL Falcons fire coach Dan Quinn and GM Thomas Dimitroff
- Michael Thomas punched teammate Chauncey Gardner-Johnson and was ruled out Monday’s game
- WAS QB Kyle Allen will return as starter in Week 6
- KC WR Sammy Watkins to miss “a couple weeks” with hamstring injury
- CLE QB Baker Mayfield on whether he’d play through his rib injury: “Mama didn’t raise no wuss.”
- SEA WR D.K. Metcalf is the only player with 90+ yards receiving in all 5 weeks this season
POWER RANKINGS
